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anal-only-slut-3210:

I’m not a person..I’m a woman..I’m a slave..I’m a stress ball..I’m a cook.. I’m a piece of furniture.. I’m fleshlight.. I’m a urinal.. I’m a massager.. I’m a servant.. I’m breeding hole.. I’m a pet/animal.. I’m a property.. I’m an object..sex object.. I’m porn.. I’m a dishwasher

oregoncoastfox:

Contrary to popular belief there are actually 22 core girl archetypes including milf, e-girl, catgirl, legally-distinct catboy catgirl, Bose-Einstein condensate, Time Crystal, and Susan From Accounting.

artosh17:

You know how I know your body was designed for men? Your hair is thick and wavy and it grows quickly. Almost too quickly. As though it wants to be grabbed, pulled on and used to control you. Your eyes are drawn to movement, particularly from men. They look for signals, signs and body language almost constantly. As though they need to immediately adapt or comply to the actions of others. Your lips are fuller than men’s are. Designed to entice and cushion a blow. As though they know they need to be able to take a pounding. Your throat, which seems to constrict if you try to swallow a bite of food too large or take a large pill, naturally tries to relax and accommodate a penis. As though it was designed to see cock as more nourishing than food or medicine. Your tits are definitely not made for you. They get in the way, hurt when you try to run, sit awkwardly under clothes and have to be controlled by often uncomfortable bras. They are made for nourishing offspring and giving pleasure to men who have less awkward access to them. Your hips are made for men. They bear our children and naturally sway and roll when you walk. They give you an hourglass figure and show how small your waist is, and the slimmer you are the more your hips serve to enhance your tits and ass. As though they want to reinforce the idea those are the aspects to focus on. Your cunt is made for men. It lubricates to accommodate us, it squeezes itself around us, and it drips in response to us. Men can get pleasure from your whole cunt whereas you can only get pleasure from one tiny bundle of nerve endings. Sure, there’s the g spot but that isn’t really in a convenient place for your OWN fingers to reach - you need the help of men to do it. If your cunt has too many orgasms it hurts, and if your clit has too much or too little pressure it won’t bring relief. By design your cunt must want men like me to be sadistic with you - otherwise it would give you pleasure more easily and readily than it does to us. Your legs are made for men. Whenever you’re aroused or men show their dominance your knees get weak and your legs want to bend. They know you’re meant to kneel. They know men are superior. So of course you exist for men. You exist for the pleasure of men. Because you respect your body enough to respect and understand its nature. If that’s not the real definition of “body positivity” I don’t know what is.


dumcocksocket:

god this ask is probably the beautiful thing i have ever read……. 🥴 i cant even fully process it all because of how stupid i am but fuck… everything u said is 1000% true Sir. its so clear that women’s bodies are designed for Men, literally everything that makes me a cunt is what makes me ideal for Mens use and accepting that has been so freeing and such a wonderful experience for me, i am so much happier living in this truth and i am so happy that Men like u see the true value in a cunts body, that’s why i am able to be my true self and nothing more. cunts like me are so lucky that Men like u take the time to help us remember our place and our true value. thank u for such a beautifully written explanation of a cunts true purpose, i will reread this over over and over while i edge so i never forget what i am and what im for. i love real body positivity 🥰

serial222killer:

having a crush on someone is nice until u start losing your mind

incorrectskyrimquotes:

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tenthfloorghostgirl:

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…There I was, veritably myself again.

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This life is a F*CKING NIGHTMARE

I love everything about this. 

Anonymous:

how do i get close to you


jvyhoney:

You can’t

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just-shower-thoughts:

As stupid as you might think fashion is getting, we still haven’t seen someone with unibrow shave everything but the connecting middle

corvidcall:

to anyone in the areas impacted by the wildfire smoke, my #1 biggest piece of advice as someone whos been dealing with wildfire smoke in the NW united states for years, is build yourself a Corsi-Rosenthal Cube

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they perform as well as expensive HEPA air cleaners, and are comparatively VERY inexpensive. all you need is a box fan, 4 air filters, a piece of cardboard, and some duct tape!!!!

i think it took us maybe a half hour to put ours together, if that, and we replace the filters every 3 months. it’s really made a HUGE difference, both when the air quality is bad, but also with our allergies

psychopompglompyo:

turtlesandfrogs:

turtlesandfrogs:

turtlesandfrogs:

Practical tip for those dealing with wildfire smoke now: you can make a very effective air filter for a reasonable amount of money using a box fan & one of those filters meant for your furnace.

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Also, I’ve managed to pick up 2 of the box fans for very cheap/free from yard sales. Make sure you get a filter rated for wildfire smoke, I think this one cost about $20.

These make a huge difference in the indoor air quality.

Posting again because of the fire situation up in Canada and resulting smoke. If you’re dealing with wildfire smoke, these are surprisingly effective and relatively cheap.

Just tape the filter to the fan, making sure the air can’t sneak around the edges. I used painter’s tape, but I’m sure duct tape or similar would work just as well.

Here’s a link to the cube version:

And the illustration


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[Image Descriptions:

Top, two images. Both images show a white box fan with blue tape covering the corners and holding in place a filter (presumably a furnace filter as described by the rest of the post). The filter is almost identical size to the box fan (presumably both 20″x20″, as described in the lower image). The second image shows a person’s hand reaching for the controls on top of the fan. The tape covering the corners also ensures that more air flows directly through the fan and. The fan seems to be facing away from the filter, so that the air blowing out is pulled through the filter first.

Bottom image: Detailed instruction sheet for making the Corsi-Rosenthal Box Filter. Presumably these instructions also show up as plaintext on the site linked above the image in the previous addition to the post.  At the top of this sheet, before the instructions, there is a bubble in the left showing a simple depiction of the cube as it looks when fully constructed. Next to this is text that reads “DIY Air Cleaning: Making a ‘Corsi Air Box’ / ‘Comparetto Cube
Cost: < [ $175 USD ]
Impact:
Can add the equivalent of [ ~ + 3 Air Changes Per Hour ] to a typical classroom”

Below this is instructions, shown in five steps with images for each and step summaries at left. These read, step by step:

Gather Materials, with a large 1 in a circle before the preview images. The first material shown is MERV 13 Air Filters (20″x20″), displayed as four very light gray squares with black outlines. Under the four, for clarity, is X4. The second material is a Box Fan (20″x20″), displayed as a grid-covered square, with orthogonal lines representing the thickness of it, containing a circle in the middle for the rotor and eight elliptical fan blades coming out of the circle. The third material is Cardboard Sheets (20″x20″), displayed as two darker gray squares with black outlines. Under reads X2. The fourth and last material is Duct Tape, displayed as a roll of tape.

Note Filter Flow Direction, with a large 2 in a circle before the images. The first image here is, portraying the square MERV 13 filter rotated away to read text on the top, a rhombus in the same light gray as before. A zoom-in circle comes out of this to show where MERV 13 filters have printed on their sides text and an arrow, reading AIR ↑ FLOW, the arrow pointing up in the middle being a heavy white arrow with black outline. Text to the right of these images read “MERV 13 filters have a preferred airflow direction, indicated on filter frame.

Arrange ‘Box’ parts, with a large 3 in a circle before the images. The first image shows the parts as if they are being placed directly into the cube arrangement, with labels to the left - the fan is shown above the cube, pointing up, labelled Top: Fan, the four filters are all shown arranged with the faces of the cube, labelled Sides: Filters, and the cube’s base rests on one of the pieces of cardboard flat on the ground, labelled Bottom: Cardboard. To the right of this, the same image is shown with arrows representing airflow, pointing in through each filter towards the circle, and up out of the fan. This has a note to the left of it that reads “Orient filters & fan so that air flows into sides & out top.”

Prepare Fan Shroud, with a large 4 in a circle before the images. The first image is the fan with dotted circles drawn over its corners, to emphasize the text which reads “Corners of box fan create ‘back flow’ (which) can reduce performance…” which is concluded by the text at the end reading “… which can be prevented by making a circular shroud from cardboard sheet (using fan diameter).” The image in between tghe text portions shows the piece of cardboard with a circle cut out from it, shown above the box fan. The diameter of the circle is approximately the diameter from the edge of one fan blade to the edge of an opposite one, so that the fan should circulate air effectively through the hole in the shroud.

Assemble and seal, with a large 5 in a circle before the images. The text here is in two parts as it was with the last one, reading “Use duct tape to connect parts and make an air-tight seal…” with a drawing of the filters taped to each other and to the box fan above them by heavy borders of duct tape, followed by the text “… and add shroud to top of fan.” An image of the shroud lying flat down, drawn at the same angle as the fan, is above that. The final image is the same as in the top left, showing the cube fully assembled, with all four sides of filters taped thoroughly but not excessively to each other and to the box fan above, and the shroud held on by a square of duct tape itself to prevent air from going out the corners. It shows the electric cord of the fan coming out of one of the sides and plugging in to a wall outlet. It is drawn in a large circle.

At the bottom are a few lines of summary information:
“Typical estimated CADR (Clean-air delivery rate): [ ~ 600 CFM ] (Cubic feet per minute)
Equivalent ACH (air changes per hour) = CADR * 60 / Room_Volume
E.G.: For 30 feet x 30 feet x 10 foot room, typical estimated equivalent ACH [~ + 3 ACH ]
(For comparison: Typical classroom ACH < 3 ACH; ideal ACH: 6+ )”

The very bottom instructs, “for more background & references, visit: [ edgecollective.io/airbox ]